- Phantasm: Don't have sex in a cemetery at night.
- The Night of the Living Dead: Frankly, just avoid cemeteries altogether.
- Dracula: Beware of illegal immigrants.
- Frankenstein: Early childhood education is vitally important to the development of a child.
- The Exorcist: Don't become a Roman Catholic priest: Low pay, high mortality rate.
- The Nightmare on Elm Street series: Don't take justice into your own hands, especially if it involves burning an alleged felon to death.
- The Friday the 13th series: Don't have pre-marital sex.
- The Hallowe'en series: Seriously, don't have pre-marital sex.
- Cujo: Have your pet regularly vaccinated for rabies and other diseases.
- The Omen: The Italian health-care system is a mess.
- The Invasion of the Body Snatchers: Home gardening can be a life-changer.
- The Day of the Triffids: Green energy is bad.
- Gremlins: Have your pets spayed or neutered.
- Pet Sematary: If you have young children, don't live close to a road.
Horror stories, movies, and comics reviewed. Blog name lifted from Ramsey Campbell.
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Horror Movies Seen As Pithy Life Lessons
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